Eli: "Mom is Jesus in the night?"
Me: " What do you mean?"
Eli: "Does he fly in the night in a rocket? Up like in space?"
"Me: "Well he's not in a rocket but I think he's up in heaven."
Eli: "Well, maybe we should get a telescope then we can see him and find him up there."
Eli: " Mom, Alden and Kolten were tipping my chair back."
Me: " Was that fun or scary?"
Eli: "Scary. And I asked them to stop but they wouldn't."
Me: "So, what did you do? Hit them?"
Eli: "No! Maybe I could tell them to freeze!"
Me: "Like freeze Alden?"
Eli: "And Kolten. That's what Diego does."